Splean Ache

It's funny how everytime I move my fingers, my spleen hurts. Anyway, this is an ongoing project wherein I attempt to type myself to death in the name of [blank].

niasheemisdifferent:

What? Someone help me with this. 

That’s just her name. I don’t understand the confusion.

Of Celtic origin, maybe?

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Some Guy Left a Voice Mail for Some Other Guy,
Was He Being Strangled?

I probably shouldn’t post this because it has his number in it. It’s just his work number, so maybe he won’t sue me.

But whatever. This message scared me because he sounds like he’s dying and also I don’t know who he’s trying to reach.

I think people should never leave voice mails. They are so awkward and/or creepy. 

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Quasi-Psychologists

Quasi-Psychologists. Woot.

Pilot episode of the podcast I’m working on with a couple friends.

Link doesn’t work, but you get the idea?

Black River. Biggest one we have and it is for real, guys.

It has alligators. Me and another kid fell in there once during a school trip when I was like… 10, maybe? I don’t know. Years are all the same. The alligators just ignored us.

I think I told this here already, so I’ll just stop.

Occasionally I miss Jamaica. Or maybe I just miss not being in Los Angeles.

It was a classic case of a prey becoming a victim.

Go Jamaican news.

Lol, Clarendonians.

Last time I cured it with milk, don’t know what will work this time.

thanktheacademy:

i’m out.

thanktheacademy:

i’m out.

‘sup bitches.

I would also have accepted “pip pip, motherfuckers.”

I have never laughed so hard as when i rediscovered this. What an ending.

Chun Li has avenged her father. Now she can go back to slutting it up with the rest of her age group.