February 2012
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12:56 am.
I just realized I’m pretty mysterious.
January 2012
2 posts
I probably shouldn’t post this because it...
December 2011
1 post
Quasi-Psychologists. Woot.
Pilot episode of the...
July 2011
1 post
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June 2011
1 post
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May 2011
1 post
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I think I might have lung cancer again.
Last time I cured it with milk, don’t know what will work this time.
April 2011
7 posts
Holy Hell. There's a person with the name 'Dandy...
Like, that’s his real name!
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The Victor Hugo thing wouldn't work for me because...
These are the comments I get in my inbox:
“Your blog is algebraic”
“talk about philosophy or something. I bet you can’t.”
“This was on radar (which is lame) but i thought it’d be a good answer to your procrastination. http://superamit.tumblr.com/post/1517598674/victor-hugo-would-write-naked-and-tell-his-valet”
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My dad offered to pay for me to fly down and see my little brother graduate, I was super excited but then it turns out I have like 10 finals on the 20th. Bummer.
I’m sure there’ll be pictures.
That’s the worst part.
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I wish you got a badge everytime you aced a social...
I also wish I knew the proper context for the phrase ‘bling bling’. Is it an exclamation? I know it has something to do with shininess. I know it’s a thing. I know I’m not making it up. Do you say it everytime you see something shiny? Or do you say it when someone rudely shines a laser-pointer in your eye?
I guess I missed the boat on that one anyway, since I think no one...
March 2011
1 post
Still not so sure about this Willie Nelson guy.
February 2011
10 posts
Neko Case & Her Boyfriends - Set Out Running.
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Of course BB King has diabetes.
All black people get diabetes on the day they turn age 50. Little known fact.
I don’t know what age white people get it at.
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Teawaeawaaea
Going to see BB King tonight. Maybe I’ll take pictures so I can make my dad jealous.
Then maybe I’ll meet Clint Eastwood and my dad will kill himself with rage.
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WatchI still think the fact that I have not watched this movie is one of the greatest accomplishments of my life.
But I’m glad this clip exists somewhere. I feel like it had to.
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I'm pretty excited. I waited like half a year for...
NEW SEASON OF JUSTIFIED. IT’S OFFICIAL SON. OFF THE CHAIN FOR REAL.
January 2011
3 posts
My uncle is dead.
Just remembered my aunt said she saw this once.
So darn. Deleted.
December 2010
7 posts
Slept all day. Haven’t showered in two. Cold wings and rum for dinner. Don’t know if my life is sad or awesome.
“If you keep doing that Phillip Marlowe impression, kids are going to start...”
– Me
“Cunnilingus is the word that sounds the most like what it’s up to.”
– Not me.
The X-Men should play basketball instead of saving...
Nightcrawler will alley-oop himself. Prof X tricks opponents into thinking they have the ball. Cyclops has good fundamentals.
November 2010
13 posts
How to keep a severed head alive. →
Good to know.
Ope. Just ruined my life again. Shit.
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All Ice-T pyramid schkeme pyramids are built...
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http://www.cokemachineglow.com/dailyops/5762/askkan... →
TRYING TO GRASP MY PASSION AND MY VISION IS LIKE TRYING TO WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND A GHOST AND IT’S LIKE “YOU CAN’T HUG A GHOST FAM!” EVERYONE KNOWS YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE GHOST AND UNDERSTAND HIS PLIGHT. SOMETIMES WE CAN ALL LEARN THINGS FROM GHOSTS AND I JUST HOPE THAT EVERYONE TREATS MY ART LIKE A GHOST WITH A LOT OF SMART THINGS TO SAY.
I am very amused by this....
Stray thought.
There should be a website or something called ProcrastiNation, where you get points everytime you don’t do something you should be doing.
I just want some recognition for the one thing I’m really good at, I guess.
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October 2010
11 posts
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