January 2010
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I need to use my eyes to check things before I use...
Hmm. This is someone else’s…
There’s a fat guy’s underwear in my laundry.
With holes in it.
I don’t know how to proceed from here.
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J.D. Salinger is dead.
I wonder if anyone really knew him.
Probably. Privacy just seems so bizarre these days.
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Probably my favourite person in the world right...
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Man, what was I on.
And this is where I woke up feeling like stone.
5am. Answering emails. Paying bills.
You know how I do.
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I wanted it archived
This is the exact moment where I fell off the face of the earth.
I am seeing boats and rain and things keep repeating.
Or ass of the earth. Crazy.
Like a glitch in the matrix.
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Blank like your face, bitch.
I have a lot of DPH in me right now, but still, I don’t think anyone is going to buy me as a zombie. I’m just not a believable zombie. I never have been. They’d probably just think I was a homeless guy.
I need a haircut and a shave.
I am tripping now and probably sleeping soon.
I’ve resolved to go to Burning Man sometime. This year, if not, the next.
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I am not pleased with how much time I am forced to...
Also, TMZ.
That exclamation mark makes is seem as though I’m exclaiming, but I am not. I don’t exclaim hardly ever except in instances of sudden and unforeseen pain. Sometimes.
On that topic, if you follow, I actually own a fiddlestick which I won, no shitting, in a game of poker. No shitting.
On the first topic, I don’t like how I know the names of the black dudes that each...
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Sheep gives birth to a mutant lamb with human... →
Hm. Cool.
Now I want one.
Random.
Jay Reatard is dead.
That kinda sucks.
Jay Leno has improved Late Night temporarily.
Conan needs to do a show with Norm MacDonald.
I love Andy, but he’s cursed.
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Here is, like, a general tip in life.
Don’t watch the show Hoarders. Ever.
For any reason.
What. The. What.
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I just walked straight into the wall, then my...
It may be time for bed.
I imagine the Loch Ness unicorns must get tired of...
I bet they have to say to him all the time, “Be quiet, you’re not even real.”
And they’re right.
Probably.
I’ve been obsessed with the ocean since I was little. Endlessness, or dark water.
To this day, I can’t look at the ocean without wanting to drown myself in it. Almost literally. I used to dream that I would find something no one has ever seen if I went...
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Elves need to learn to not be made of sticks
Killed by giant spiders in Dragon Age.
Careless. MURGH.
Time for revenge.
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I haven't seen that much homoeroticism since the...
I just came home from watching Sherlock Holmes and man, that was some serious Ho Yay. A bit of Foe Yay too. I will edit out whatever mispellings I’ve missed because I also happen to a bit on the drunk side right now. Spellcheck says I am fine so whatever.
Now my budget for the month has to be reworked.
Fixed.
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It's only 12, and I've already been almost bitten...
I went jogging today because my ankle is fine and I wanted to tire myself out so I could sleep.
I run past a guy and his two dogs, and they just turn right around and snap at me. Got a couple good snaps in, too. And then they just stopped abruptly. They weren’t tiny dogs, either. They looked like Brittany spaniels, but probably weren’t.
They didn’t look anything like that dog...
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I am pretty lame.
karatepop:
amravanti:
Would you believe I told that story just so that I could make awkward segues into this series of photos?
Well, not only for that reason. But I had them in mind the whole time.
the last pic was a last minute addition.
On a scale of 1-10, how lame am I?
Your previous few posts are the reason I never thought you were real. You’re some sort of magical creature.
Tiger...
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I am pretty lame.
Would you believe I told that story just so that I could make awkward segues into this series of photos?
Well, not only for that reason. But I had them in mind the whole time.
the last pic was a last minute addition.
On a scale of 1-10, how lame am I?
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Stories!
karatepop:
In Which Our Heroine is in a Cage. With a Tiger
Look how different our facial expressions are!
When I was 10 I went to some low rent magic show in Smiths Falls. For some crazy reason this magic show had a tiger. Just hanging out. It wasn’t in that particular show, so homegirl was just relaxing in her cage.
After the show, the “magician” was taking pictures of people with the...
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Holy shit, I just had like 8 hours of sleep.
??
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My ex is depressing.
I am drained.
All I can do is commiserate.
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Pretenda-balls.
“Dogs neutered with NEUTICLES do not realize they have been neutered [and] do not suffer post neutering trauma”
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Fencing is only good for escalating sexual tension...
I do declare.
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This is why I don't do things, I'm always...
Or, my other blog was even lamer.