December 2010
7 posts
Slept all day. Haven’t showered in two. Cold wings and rum for dinner. Don’t know if my life is sad or awesome.
“If you keep doing that Phillip Marlowe impression, kids are going to start...”
– Me
“Cunnilingus is the word that sounds the most like what it’s up to.”
– Not me.
The X-Men should play basketball instead of saving...
Nightcrawler will alley-oop himself. Prof X tricks opponents into thinking they have the ball. Cyclops has good fundamentals.
