Splean Ache
It's funny how everytime I move my fingers, my spleen hurts. Anyway, this is an ongoing project wherein I attempt to type myself to death in the name of [blank].
This cat has pulled off what I’ve been eager but afraid to try my whole life.
The monocle and top hat.
One day, I will be confident enough with myself to go out in public in the attire I feel represents me and my style most, but until then, I can only live vicariously through internet felines.
